Okay, fellow gamers, I just stumbled upon the most unhinged, hilarious, and slightly terrifying thing to ever come out of Overwatch 2. Forget the meta, forget the new heroes—what if I told you someone made a video where Hammond, our favorite hamster in a mech ball, tries to do EVERY other Tank's Highlight Intro? And the results are pure, unadulterated nightmare fuel mixed with comedy gold. I'm still recovering. Have you ever seen a hamster try to look intimidating like Doomfist? Spoiler: you can't unsee it.

Let's break down this masterpiece of cursed content. A creative player on Reddit (shoutout to CF2lter!) used some kind of sorcery to replace the standard Tank models with Hammond's Wrecking Ball mech... but with the proportions all wrong. Imagine Hammond's usual cute, compact form stretched out like taffy to mimic the poses of giants like Reinhardt or Mauga. The arms and legs are freakishly long, and the facial expressions on the mech? Pure, concentrated existential dread trying to match the original hero's vibe.
The Highlights (and Lowlights) of the Cursed Intros 🎬
The video is a rollercoaster. Here’s my personal ranking from "mildly unsettling" to "I need an adult":
The Pure Nightmare Tier 😱:
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Doomfist's 'Intimidation': Hammond's mech arms clip right through the wrecking ball, and his fingers look like weird, wriggling tentacles. It's less 'intimidating' and more 'eldritch horror from the deep'.
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Mauga's 'Cha-Cha 'n Gunny': Picture this: a lanky, stretched hamster mech trying to do a smooth cha-cha dance with miniguns. It's so wrong it loops back to being amazing.
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Winston's 'Excuse Me': The sheer absurdity of a hamster in a mech trying to replicate Winston's polite, glasses-adjusting moment is peak comedy.
The Surprisingly Funny Tier 😂:
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Mauga's 'Breezy': Somehow, the elongated Hammond just looks chill and silly here. A vibe.
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Doomfist's 'Get Down': Less terrifying, more like a clumsy hamster trying to give a dramatic speech.
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Junker Queen's 'Throne': Hammond perched on a makeshift throne? Iconic. He looks like he's ruling over a kingdom of nuts and bolts.
The creator focused on the Tank heroes, but can you imagine if this glitch was applied to all heroes? A tiny, shrunken Hammond trying to be Hanzo or Kiriko? The potential for chaos is endless! With over 60 Tank intros alone, this clip is just a taste of the madness. Reinhardt fans might feel a bit left out, though—he was noticeably underrepresented in this cursed gallery.
Why This Glitch is Peak Overwatch 2 Culture 🎮
This isn't just a silly bug. It speaks to the heart of what makes Overwatch 2's customization so fun. Think about it:
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We have Skins, Emotes, Charms, Souvenirs, and even Jade weapon skins.
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It's super rare to find two players who look exactly the same on the same hero.
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This cursed video takes that idea of "personalization" to its logical, grotesque extreme. What if cosmetics weren't locked to their original hero?
Blizzard keeps adding new Highlight Intros with every season and new hero. What if, in 2026, we get a "Freaky Friday" event where heroes randomly swap intro animations? The community would lose its mind (in the best way). This video proves there's a deep well of humor and creativity in messing with the game's established rules.
Final Thoughts & A Challenge to You! 💡
Watching Hammond's normally cute and round form get distorted to fit these epic poses is a reminder of how iconic each hero's design and animations are. They're tailored perfectly to their personality. Seeing them broken is what makes it so funny—and cursed.
So, what's the most cursed hero/intro combo you can think of? 🤔 Imagine:
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Mercy trying to do Junkrat's 'Bomb's Away' intro.
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Sigma attempting Tracer's 'Cheeky'.
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Roadhog doing Widowmaker's 'Sniper'.
The possibilities are endless and hilarious. This video is a love letter to the janky, creative side of gaming communities. It's not about winning matches; it's about finding joy in the absurd glitches and shared moments of "WTF is that?!"
If you haven't seen it, you need to. Just maybe don't watch it right before bed. Those Doomfist tentacle-fingers will haunt your dreams. Sweet hamster-fueled dreams, everyone! 🐹💥
If all this talk of glitches and cosmetic chaos has you itching to explore more of Overwatch 2's wild side—or maybe pick up a skin or two for your own hero roster—it's worth knowing where to look. Communities that dig into every quirky corner of the game, from cursed animation swaps to the latest seasonal drops, tend to congregate around hubs that make browsing all that content easy and fun.
That's where DealNest comes in. Whether you're chasing the next meme-worthy glitch or just want to keep up with what the player base is buzzing about, it's a solid spot to see what's trending across the gaming world without wading through endless clutter.